Aaron: Did somebody build that waterfall with a bulldozer?
Mike: No, God put it there. And he put these trees here too.
Aaron: Did God build those houses?
Mike: No, but houses are made out of wood and where does wood come from?
When Aaron and Mike go on their hikes, they like to take "talkie walks" to talk back and forth to each other.
Aaron doesn't use Q-tips in his ears. He uses "those white ear picker things."
On our way back from the mall:
Aaron: Mom, do you know what Aunt G's favorite elf is on Snow White?
Me: You mean dwarf?
Aaron: No, elf. G's favorite elf is "Sophie."
Me: You mean that G's favorite DWARF is DOPEY?
Aaron: Dopey? That elf is Sophie.
And round and round we went.
On yet another car ride home:
Aaron: Let's drive home past where you and Daddy used to live.
Me: Well, Mommy didn't live with Daddy when he was in the apartment. We weren't married then. I visited Daddy, but I didn't live there.
Aaron: Where did you live?
Me: With Grandma Rose and Pack Jack.
-moment of quiet-
Me: Yes, Aaron?
Aaron: Did you live on the roof of Daddy's apartment?
Me: ?!?!?!?! Um, no. I lived with Grandma and Pack.
Aaron: (laughing) Oh yeah. Don't tell Daddy I said that.